That is Not Chocolate Mister

Today, after I told my husband that I wished that there was chocolate in the house, he answered me with "I have a chocolate energy bar that you can have."

I looked him in the eye and with my best professorial face said "That thing defies everything that chocolate stands for.  Chocolate is decadent.  Chocolate is meant to be joyful.  It's a luxury.  The forbidden fruit.  Sweetness that is so good it has to be sinful.  It is meant to be an exquisite indulgence.  That energy bar.... is most definitely not chocolate."