Client: I apologize but I have been out sweating in the fields all day long. If you have any oil for really stinky--you better dig it out!
Client Text Message: I bet you were just thinking how much you would really like to be massaging me right now.....
Client as multiple pops are heard from my massage table: I sure hope all that noise wasn't coming from ME!
Me: I was going to suggest some Tiger Balm but I am not sure you want to smell like cloves....
Client: Smell. Me. Up.
Client: I recommended you to one of my buddies. I told him that you would make him squirm.
Client: I changed shoes today before I came so my feet wouldn't be so stinky. I would hate to be known as the Stinky Client.
Me: No worries there. I have someone with stinkier feet than yours.
Client: I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW! I am not Kim's stinkiest client!
Client: I told my wife that she was mistaken about Corwyn's injury. She said he broke his foot and I told her that he had to get five stitches in his knee.
Me: Well the stitches were last week. The fractured foot was this week. So you both were right.
Client: Well hell, I guess Corwyn is on a first name basis at the UTC.
Client Text Message: Holy shit I need a massage!
