Client: "I was trying to massage my own feet this weekend so now I understand why you say it is hard on your hands when you have to give deep pressure on the feet."
Client: "Oh well I guess that's just another FLE."
Me: "A what?"
Client: "Fucking Life Experience."
Me: "I will be borrowing that one!"
Client: "I can tell that I am a mess."
Me: "You're not lying sister."
Hairdresser friend: "Your profession and mine are a lot alike. We get Cinderella ready for the ball but we don't ever get to actually go to the ball."
Client: "When I get home after my massages, my husband always asks me if I am relaxed and I usually answer 'yes and no'. But after you worked on him he walked thru the front door and said "Well now I understand why you say yes and no. That hurt! But I feel tons better."
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