Massage Funny

Last week the topic of massage came up while I was on a girl's trip.  Several of us shared stories about our more interesting massages.  My mother decided to share her past massage experiences when my husband was her therapist.  Mom says "He massages me all around my breast and ribs.  He is always asking me if I am uncomfortable or if I am okay with what he is doing.  He is really good."  My sister cracked "I mean I know we are from Eastern Kentucky.....but that's just weird."  Ahhhh family.