Thursday, March 1, 2012

Heard This Week on the Massage Table

Bonus Tip:   A client, who is normally a $10 tipper, handed me $20 and said "I always leave here with a new hairdo so I thought I should tip you for that too."

Religious Experience:  After I introduced a client to her psoas muscle she exclaimed "OH LORD!".  She then quickly added  "Sorry for taking the name in vain but THAT HURT like lava burning all the way through me!"


When clients have their priorities straight:

Client:  What time is that tornado supposed to hit?  I told my husband my back hurt so I was going for my massage!  (Yes, you made the blog again!)

Client:  I am on the way....just wanted to make sure a tornado didn't take my house out first.

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