A crazy massage therapist and her insightful look at this sometimes humorous profession....and other randomness.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Texting/Blackberry Thumb
Cellphone texting is an increasingly popular method for communicating, but it is also causing a growing number of injuries.
Carl Tricky, a massage therapist in Saint John, said he has a growing list of clients who have been injured by their phones.
"What we're talking about is a repetitive strain injury and that strain is caused by overuse of the thumbs and people are seeing an impact on their quality of life," he said.
"It interferes with their ability to do a lot of things because we use our hands a lot during the day."
Text message volumes have been doubling every year since text messaging was introduced in 2002, according to the Canadian Wireless Telecommunications Association.
Massage therapist Carl Tricky says texting can cause inflamed joints, nerve damage and severe pain. (CBC)In September 2009, the most recent statistics available, Canadians sent about 100 million text messages per day.
Trissa Mills, who prefers to text than talk on the phone, isn't worried about her five- to10-hour-per-week habit. She's been texting for a few years "to socialize, making plans, or what have you" and hasn't had any problems.
"No, never. I don't think I'm that extreme yet. Hopefully I don't get that extreme. My hands don't bother me," she said.
Stacey McCarthy said she uses her BlackBerry for texting for work "quite a bit."
"To have a quick meeting or to get a hold of someone who's in one of our other offices across the country, it's often quicker to send a quick text message to see if they're at their desk or available," she said.
Although McCarthy hasn't suffered any injuries, she said her husband, nieces and nephews have all had sore thumbs.
"I think it's something they've kind of accepted as part of texting," McCarthy said.
Carl Tricky uses hot stones as part of his treatment to penetrate tissue and release knots. (CBC)The hunched posture, tight forearms, and thumb work of texting puts a lot of pressure on the hands, said Tricky.
It can cause inflamed joints, nerve damage, and severe pain for both youth and adults, he said.
"One of my clients had to be off work for five weeks and really just needed to rest his hands," he said.
Another client, he's been seeing every couple of months for about two-and-a-half years.
Stretching, strength training and taking breaks may help to prevent damage, said Tricky.
But once someone has an injury, that patient will be more prone to getting injured again, he said.
Tricky expects smart phone companies will eventually design better phones and alternatives.
Until then, he recommends people eliminate, or at least limit their texting and go back to using their phones to make calls to protect their health.
Carl Tricky, a massage therapist in Saint John, said he has a growing list of clients who have been injured by their phones.
"What we're talking about is a repetitive strain injury and that strain is caused by overuse of the thumbs and people are seeing an impact on their quality of life," he said.
"It interferes with their ability to do a lot of things because we use our hands a lot during the day."
Text message volumes have been doubling every year since text messaging was introduced in 2002, according to the Canadian Wireless Telecommunications Association.
Massage therapist Carl Tricky says texting can cause inflamed joints, nerve damage and severe pain. (CBC)In September 2009, the most recent statistics available, Canadians sent about 100 million text messages per day.
Trissa Mills, who prefers to text than talk on the phone, isn't worried about her five- to10-hour-per-week habit. She's been texting for a few years "to socialize, making plans, or what have you" and hasn't had any problems.
"No, never. I don't think I'm that extreme yet. Hopefully I don't get that extreme. My hands don't bother me," she said.
Stacey McCarthy said she uses her BlackBerry for texting for work "quite a bit."
"To have a quick meeting or to get a hold of someone who's in one of our other offices across the country, it's often quicker to send a quick text message to see if they're at their desk or available," she said.
Although McCarthy hasn't suffered any injuries, she said her husband, nieces and nephews have all had sore thumbs.
"I think it's something they've kind of accepted as part of texting," McCarthy said.
Carl Tricky uses hot stones as part of his treatment to penetrate tissue and release knots. (CBC)The hunched posture, tight forearms, and thumb work of texting puts a lot of pressure on the hands, said Tricky.
It can cause inflamed joints, nerve damage, and severe pain for both youth and adults, he said.
"One of my clients had to be off work for five weeks and really just needed to rest his hands," he said.
Another client, he's been seeing every couple of months for about two-and-a-half years.
Stretching, strength training and taking breaks may help to prevent damage, said Tricky.
But once someone has an injury, that patient will be more prone to getting injured again, he said.
Tricky expects smart phone companies will eventually design better phones and alternatives.
Until then, he recommends people eliminate, or at least limit their texting and go back to using their phones to make calls to protect their health.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Heard This Week on the Massage Table
After a particularly deep swipe up a client's back I teasingly said, "Your back is really tight. But I bet you didn't notice that just now did you?"
Client response, dripping with sarcasm: "It felt like a butterfly just lit on my back."
It was the general consensus of all my male clients that scheduling my surgical leave around the NCAA Tournament was: Brilliant Awesome and Slick
After my husband called to check on me I said "He can really be sweet sometimes."
66-year old female client (aka my parental unit): "They all can be......but they can be pricks too."
While discussing the movie Out of Africa--specifically the scene when Robert Redford washes Meryl's hair and spouts poetry, my husband said "I bet that was the scene that fired all you women up, huh?"
Me: "Well of course it was! Washing her hair as he recites poetry AND he is Robert Redford.....duh!"
Hubby: "Well I washed your hair and recited poetry.....then I f*cked you and fed you a cookie. What does that make me?"
Client response, dripping with sarcasm: "It felt like a butterfly just lit on my back."
It was the general consensus of all my male clients that scheduling my surgical leave around the NCAA Tournament was: Brilliant Awesome and Slick
After my husband called to check on me I said "He can really be sweet sometimes."
66-year old female client (aka my parental unit): "They all can be......but they can be pricks too."
While discussing the movie Out of Africa--specifically the scene when Robert Redford washes Meryl's hair and spouts poetry, my husband said "I bet that was the scene that fired all you women up, huh?"
Me: "Well of course it was! Washing her hair as he recites poetry AND he is Robert Redford.....duh!"
Hubby: "Well I washed your hair and recited poetry.....then I f*cked you and fed you a cookie. What does that make me?"
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Heard This Week On The Massage Table
Client: I think I should like to marry a massage therapist.
Client: You got six pops out of me today. Tell your husband that so he can try to match it next week.
Me: You do realize that if we make it a contest then he is going to beat you to a pulp next week trying to outdo me?
Client: When I come in here and joke around with you, does it annoy you?
Me: Of course not, I like talking and joking around with my clients. If I drop an elbow in you and crush the bejeebus out of you, then you'll know you irked me.
Client: You mean you really aren't going to work this weekend so you can watch basketball? You're just taking the day off?
Me: Great job isn't it?
Me after a massage: She used cypress and oregano oils on me. I smell like an Italian Christmas tree.
Client: You got six pops out of me today. Tell your husband that so he can try to match it next week.
Me: You do realize that if we make it a contest then he is going to beat you to a pulp next week trying to outdo me?
Client: When I come in here and joke around with you, does it annoy you?
Me: Of course not, I like talking and joking around with my clients. If I drop an elbow in you and crush the bejeebus out of you, then you'll know you irked me.
Client: You mean you really aren't going to work this weekend so you can watch basketball? You're just taking the day off?
Me: Great job isn't it?
Me after a massage: She used cypress and oregano oils on me. I smell like an Italian Christmas tree.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Avatar 2?
My niece compared Anthony Davis to a Navi. For those of you who have never seen Avatar, the aliens are ridiculously tall, lanky, blue human-like figures called Navi. Anthony is wearing blue.....you be the judge.
GO BIG BLUE
I keep getting laughed at this week. Whenever I tell would-be clients that I do not have any appointments available after noon on Friday and Saturday due to my behind being parked in front of the television so I can watch UK play in the SEC Tournament.....they.... actually.... laugh. Bewildered, I am.
GO BIG BLUE!!!!
GO BIG BLUE!!!!
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Art to Ponder
I think the artist was trying to convey that Christ feels the pain of this fellow's drug habit, but this was not what a great many of my facebook friends saw when this was posted a few weeks ago. Sacrilegious and sick were the most common descriptive words that were tossed around. Here are few of my thoughts on this painting....
Are the nunchucks hanging on the doorknob there to clack together and let someone know the door was opened?
Is the hand-print on the door ghostly or did someone forget to wash their hands after they changed the oil in their car?
HATE the expression Jesus has on his face. I can't decide if he is in agony or ecstasy. (Tons of people that thought this painting was "sick and sacrilegious" thought Jesus was sporting an ecstasy face)
That gun is so crooked I bet you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with it.
The artist in me is screaming at all the different angles of the items scattered over the table. PICK ONE and make the rest of the items match it for goodness sake! When you look at things in real life do you see all the sides of items or do you have a line of sight and only know--not see--the whole item????
The cracking plaster looks like a map. Gold land masses and green water....just saying.
For a junkie this guy has the body of a Calvin Klein underwear model. Maybe the message is better living through chemistry?
All in all I would say "Disturbing" is the best description.
Are the nunchucks hanging on the doorknob there to clack together and let someone know the door was opened?
Is the hand-print on the door ghostly or did someone forget to wash their hands after they changed the oil in their car?
HATE the expression Jesus has on his face. I can't decide if he is in agony or ecstasy. (Tons of people that thought this painting was "sick and sacrilegious" thought Jesus was sporting an ecstasy face)
That gun is so crooked I bet you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with it.
The artist in me is screaming at all the different angles of the items scattered over the table. PICK ONE and make the rest of the items match it for goodness sake! When you look at things in real life do you see all the sides of items or do you have a line of sight and only know--not see--the whole item????
The cracking plaster looks like a map. Gold land masses and green water....just saying.
For a junkie this guy has the body of a Calvin Klein underwear model. Maybe the message is better living through chemistry?
All in all I would say "Disturbing" is the best description.
Heard This Week on the Massage Table
Bonus Tip: A client, who is normally a $10 tipper, handed me $20 and said "I always leave here with a new hairdo so I thought I should tip you for that too."
Religious Experience: After I introduced a client to her psoas muscle she exclaimed "OH LORD!". She then quickly added "Sorry for taking the name in vain but THAT HURT like lava burning all the way through me!"
When clients have their priorities straight:
Client: What time is that tornado supposed to hit? I told my husband my back hurt so I was going for my massage! (Yes, you made the blog again!)
Client: I am on the way....just wanted to make sure a tornado didn't take my house out first.
Religious Experience: After I introduced a client to her psoas muscle she exclaimed "OH LORD!". She then quickly added "Sorry for taking the name in vain but THAT HURT like lava burning all the way through me!"
When clients have their priorities straight:
Client: What time is that tornado supposed to hit? I told my husband my back hurt so I was going for my massage! (Yes, you made the blog again!)
Client: I am on the way....just wanted to make sure a tornado didn't take my house out first.
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