Client: "My 8-year old son went for his first communion last week. He apologized as he was walking in and told me that he was going to be a while."
Me replying to my client's complaint about their sex life being less than perfect: "We have hallway sex at my house."
Client after a pregnant pause: "What is hallway sex?'
Me: When you pass your spouse in the hallway and say 'Screw you!"
Me: "Would you hate me if I canceled your appointment so I can go the the UK game?"
Client: "Absolutely not! At least you have your priorities straight."
After doing a Thai massage move that entailed my foot being in the client's armpit while simultaneously pulling their arm, my uncle, aka the client, grimaced and said "I always knew you were a mean little girl."
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