Text from client: In the vein of The Beatles, I want you, I want you soooo bad.
Client: "I am not sure what happens but I have the most releases and my belly gurgles every time I see you."
Me: "Good! That means I am doing my job."
Client: "This is Miss Kim and she massages your daddy every week.....and he is still that grumpy."
Client: "I am so happy that you are rubbing me today."
Me: "My niece had her baby boy last Thursday. She was in labor 19 hours before they decided to do a c-section. She named him Dallas and I told her she needed to change his middle name to Ft. Worth since he delayed his arrival for many hours."
Client: "Remember the last time I was here and I asked what might be causing my leg pain? You told me that it was probably because I was standing on the outer ridge of my foot. You were right. I have been trying to be more aware of my body and after correcting my stance, I have been feeling much better in my legs and hips."
Me: "Your back is so much better since we have been working on it."
Client: "It's ALL better since I have been coming here!"
Client: "Oh my god you are skinny! How much weight have you lost? And you need to lose those jeans they are way too big on you. Now you need to get your boobs reduced."
Me: "Thanks?"
Another Client: "People pay perfectly good money for boobs like yours."
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