Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Massage Chatter

Client:  I apologize but I have been out sweating in the fields all day long.  If you have any oil for really stinky--you better dig it out!


Client Text Message:  I bet you were just thinking how much you would really like to be massaging me right now.....



Client as multiple pops are heard from my massage table:  I sure hope all that noise wasn't coming from ME!



Me:  I was going to suggest some Tiger Balm but I am not sure you want to smell like cloves....

Client:  Smell. Me. Up.




Client:  I recommended you to one of my buddies.  I told him that you would make him squirm.




Client:  I changed shoes today before I came so my feet wouldn't be so stinky.  I would hate to be known as the Stinky Client.

Me:  No worries there.  I have someone with stinkier feet than yours.

Client:  I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW!  I am not Kim's stinkiest client!



Client:  I told my wife that she was mistaken about Corwyn's injury.  She said he broke his foot and I told her that he had to get five stitches in his knee.

Me:  Well the stitches were last week.  The fractured foot was this week.  So you both were right.

Client:  Well hell, I guess Corwyn is on a first name basis at the UTC.



Client Text Message:  Holy shit I need a massage!








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