Last week I massaged a Labradoodle's hips while visiting my friend. When I felt the muscles shift and relax the dog's pelvis he started bouncing up and down and licked my hands. I was telling a human client about this and she said "I am NOT licking your face when we are done".
Bumped into a client at the grocery and she said "Oh my goodness look at your freckles! I usually only see you in the dark so I never noticed."
Was doing intake questions with a client and asked if he thought his low back pain could be due to over-swinging when he played golf a few days prior. Grinning at me over his glasses he says, "Personally speaking, if I don't just about sh*t myself.....I think I am probably doing it wrong."
When a client and I were sharing funny stories we had heard that week, this one made me belly laugh. A lady at her gym was going into great detail about how bad her dog had been behaving of
late. She had been on a business trip and had hired someone to look after him for several days. Upon her return she was told that her pooch had eaten a pair of her underwear that he got out of the hamper and had to visit the vet. The vet asked if she wanted the panties back.
As I was massaging a 10 year old girl’s scalp, she said “I’m going to close my eyes but I’m not going to go to sleep.” She closed her eyes and started snoring immediately.
