Couples Massage Gone Wrong

Heard This Week on the Massage Table

Me:  "I'm thinking about getting a micro pot belly pig."
Client:   "Do you know how Kentucky that sounds?"



Client:  "I love that!  I think it feels good!"
Me:   "You are the ONLY client I have ever had that actually likes abdominal work!"




Client:   "When I hit the lottery I am going to see you every week instead of this once a month thing."
Me:   "Well ya better hope you hit it before I do because when I win.....I will be living in California and that might be a tough commute for you."



Me:   "How did he do in the tournament?"
Client:   "He came in second.
Me:   "That's awesome!"
Client:   "Well he lost to his daughter's ex-boyfriend...."

Me:   "Ouch!"



Client:  "So how is your family doing?"
Me:   "We are doing very well, thanks."
Client:   "That was my polite way of asking if Corwyn had had anymore accidents."



Client:   "You give the absolute best foot massages!  In fact, I think you should advertise yourself that way."

Hot Packs Made Easy

Easy and reusable way to use heat for sore muscles: put a couple of cups of uncooked rice into a long sock. Tie off the end and microwave for 1 minute. Then place it on the sore spot. Just reheat to use again!