Client as I am working on a large knot in his back: "Persistent little bastard."
Me: "So am I."
Hubby: "Why do you tell people that they are jacked up? That doesn't sound very professional."
Me: "Because if I tell them that their erector spinae muscle group is ischemic and in contraction they would not understand me, but when I say they are jacked up they know exactly what I am talking about."
Client: "I feel great. And you know what that means? You are my new best friend."
Me: "You mean nothing hurts today? I can actually give you a relaxation massage for a change?
Client: "I will give you a break today but next week I expect my usual torture."
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