New male client and I were going over his intake form when I noticed he had answered the "Are you pregnant?" question. I said "Not pregnant.....that's good to know." He answered "Well you asked!".
Client Text: I don't want to cheat on you but I need my shoulder fixed before my class tonight. Do you have a go-to person?
Me: "Yeah, I had Corwyn work on my hips the other night and I thought I was going to die. I was smacking the massage table like a wrestler smacks the mat while yelling UNCLE. If my neighbors had heard me yelling they would have probably thought he was murdering me."
Me: "I used a gift certificate to Massage Envy last week."
Client: "How was it?"
Me: "Trust me there was nothing to envy."
Client Text: I bet you want to massage me. You were thinking the same thing right?
My Text: I was! Unfortunately all these other pesky clients have me booked up until next weekend.
Client Text: The nerve!
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