Vet Tech: "So Oni has stitches in her belly and you should try to limit her jumping so she doesn't accidentally open anything up. So if there are places that she likes to jump on, or perch, you should probably shut those areas off."
Me: (Thinks: Open concept floor plan. How do you shut that off? Envisions Oni flying across the living room in slow motion like the replay of your favorite GoT character dying in every conceivable direction and angle. Oral syringes? For Three days? Then I remembered the wise words of Robert Downey Jr. and smiled.)
Me: "Sure. Absolutely."
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