Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Heard This Week on the Massage Table

Client:  "My dermatologist has me using a special cream and only bathing every other day until this rash clears up.  Lucky for you that today was one of the days I could bathe."


Client:  "I have been wading in a creek about a foot deep and through weeds that were waist-high."
Me:     "Is it too early for ticks?"
Client:  "No, so if you come across any ticks can you let me know?  I bet that's something you don't hear from a lot of your clients, eh?"


Client:  "That was such a delicious hurt."


Me:  "You are not going to like me but I need to put a knee in there."
Client:  "OH SHIIIIIIIT!"

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