When I am asked what I like most about being a massage therapist, I usually answer that I enjoy making people feel better. While this is true, the following are a few other reasons I love my job.
1. I get to see some really cool tattoos that most people never get a glimpse of. Yesterday I got to elbow drop Jesus.....not my fault he was inked over a tight shoulder blade.
2. I get to play This Lil Piggy with adults. Of course I never say the words out loud.
3. I get to practice pro wrestling holds and occasionally my clients yell out in submission.
4. I get to go all Bruce Lee and karate chop the heck out of people.
5. I get to see who does or does not shave their legs during cold months. Not judging! I refer to my own lack of shaving as growing my winter coat.
6. I get to mess people's hair up and sometimes I get really motivated and I get to pull their hair.
7. Sometimes I hear snap, crackle and pops but it is coming from the body on my massage table.
8. When I get a pervert on my massage table I can push on places that cause so much pain it instantly takes his mind out of the gutter. Sexual harassment takes on a whole new meaning.
9. I get to work in a dark room with soothing music and a heated table.....can you say nap enticement?
10. I never get dry skin on my arms and hands as I get properly lubed up while I work.
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