Client as I am putting his leg into a deep stretch: "You would make a really good wrestler!"
Client explaining pain in her middle finger : "I used to think I had carpal tunnel but now I think I have just over-used it flipping too many birds."
Client: "I am soooo glad to be here!"
Me: "You know, I get that a lot and I am not quite sure why."
Client: "What's been going on with you since I was here last?"
Me: "I ran my first marathon this week."
Client: "YOU DID? THAT'S AWESOME!"
Me: "Are you kidding me? I am on my third donut today."
Client: "Do you get massages from your husband or do you see someone else?"
Me: "For the most part I see my husband because he is really good, he's free and I am very hard to please when it comes to finding a good massage therapist. Of course the downside is that when he sees me naked on a massage table he assumes it is foreplay."
Client laughing: "Kind of like that song.....sometimes a back rub is just a back rub!"
Text Message from client: I bet you were just thinking how much you would like to massage me.
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