Mother's Day Quotes

"The phrase "working mother" is redundant."                                                   
~Jane Sellman

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard"                         
~ Author Unknown

"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them." ~Erma Bombeck

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar Watson Howe

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh