Client: Do you think Pitino looks at Coach Cal and says 'I used to be that guy'?
Me: Probably. Pretty sure he says "Damn, I wish I had never left Kentucky!"
Female Client: If you were a man I would propose to you.
Client: I wish I could clone you and take you home with me.
Client: My weird neighbors keep having sex with their blinds open and when I am sitting on my back porch I can see EVERYTHING. Usually I try not to look and rush back in my house, but this week my fiance is out of town so tonight I think I am going to pour myself a glass of wine, pop me up some popcorn and enjoy the show.
Client: My body was getting nervous on the drive over here....it told me it was afraid you were going to hurt it.
Client: My daughter loved her massage but she said she was a little embarassed when she drooled on your table.
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