"Don't ever piss off your massage therapist. They know many ways to hurt you." KB
"The hardest massage I ever did was a 90 minute on a midget. There is just not enough body to fill the time."
Client: Have you ever hurt anyone Kim?
Me: I may have left a bruise or two on a glut..... but they still rebooked.
Client: This is better than sex *and* I don't have to put up with my husband.
Client: That was a life-changing experience!
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