This week my first client was a lovely middle school aged girl. When I started my music it was still on a Christmas station so I apologized and quickly changed the station to my massage music. The young lady said "There's nothing better than Christmas music....there are no sad songs." Out of the mouths of babes.
Politics came up and yielded some great descriptions of a couple of the candidates. Donald Trump was described as "a 15 year old bully at prep school that never grew out of that state" and Bernie Sanders was compared to "your dad....but like 2 years past when he is really your dad". Both comments made me chuckle while agreeing with their assessments.
Naturally Star Wars was a hot topic as well. If you do not want to know anything about the movie you should quit reading now. SPOILER ALERT. Is Rey a twin to Poe, to Ben? Could she be the daughter of Han and Leia? Luke? Is she Anakin reincarnated? Is Ben really evil or is he undercover to destroy the dark side? Why George Lucas? Whyyyyyyyyyy? Han Solo was my first crush! So what if Harrison Ford is the same age as my dad! I LOVED HIM! Still pissed.
And my personal favorite. My client's comment to me admitting I was shocked that I did not lose any clients when we moved our clinic: "You say that like you're surprised. You're f@cking awesome! I would drive to Cynthiana for a massage from you."
